To be fair, I think participation trophies are pretty silly, too.

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AMERICA: Everybody want participation trophies nowadays. No! You don't get a trophy for being mediocre! Only winners should be celebrated!
[SISTER AMERICA watches him, unimpressed.]
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SISTER AMERICA: Then explain that.
[She points to a confederate statue.]
PANEL 3:
AMERICA: They tried really really hard, okay!?
[SISTER AMERICA still looks unimpressed.]One of the rare times the “they did their best” argument is counterproductive.
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