To be fair, I think participation trophies are pretty silly, too.

Transcript: | (Click to open/close:) [−] |
AMERICA: Everybody want participation trophies nowadays. No! You don't get a trophy for being mediocre! Only winners should be celebrated!
[SISTER AMERICA watches him, unimpressed.]
PANEL 2:>
SISTER AMERICA: Then explain that.
[She points to a confederate statue.]
PANEL 3:
AMERICA: They tried really really hard, okay!?
[SISTER AMERICA still looks unimpressed.]One of the rare times the “they did their best” argument is counterproductive.
(This post filed under proof-of-life-for-anyone-not-following-me-on-Twitter.)
Before you comment …
You are welcome to post any feedback and questions you may have, provided you abide by the blog’s commenting rules. Registered IntenseDebate users can edit their comments once posted.<a> <b>, <i>, <u>, <em>, <strong>, <blockquote>, <p>, <br>, <strike>, <img>