Whoops – I’m so out of it today I almost forgot to give y’all your links.
Last year, Homeland Security threatened to punish families that cross the border illegally by separating them. They’re now doing just that to refugees fleeing violence – only now they deny it’s meant as punishment. Because there must be a perfectly reasonable basis for wrenching a crying child out of their parents’ arms and detaining them in different states.
(via @hiattf; retweet by @radleybalko)Baton Rouge, Louisiana officer goes 94 MPH on a 50 MPH road and plows into a woman’s car, killing her 1-year-old infant. So naturally, police arrest the mother and charge her with “negligent homicide”.
Death meets Stephen Hawking at the edge of the Dark Desert over half a century later than expected.
My guess is Trump heard about the sci-fi trope of space marines and decided, “I want that.” Includes a name only Trump (or a child) could come up with.
(via Joe.My.God.)Finally: Jesus jailed for saying he’d bomb the gays. (I’m so sorry.)
(via Joe.My.God.)
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