It’s as though #TheAssistance cared more about branding and posturing than actually opposing the fascist regime.
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PANEL 1:
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) are dressed as members of the Star Wars Rebellion.
REP. ADAM SCHIFF: The empire is run by an authoritarian madman. He could blow up a planet at any moment!
REP. NANCY PELOSI: We are the #Resistance. The only hope!
“Soon”: Darth Vader has destroyed the Rebel base and is Force-choking Rep. Schiff.
SCHIFF: Ack! Who could have … predicted this!
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) are dressed as members of the Star Wars Rebellion.
REP. ADAM SCHIFF: The empire is run by an authoritarian madman. He could blow up a planet at any moment!
REP. NANCY PELOSI: We are the #Resistance. The only hope!
PANEL 2:
An Imperial officer enters.
IMPERIAL OFFICER: Hey, uh, Darth Vader would like to renew his spying powers over all communications in the galaxy. Cool?
PANEL 3:
SCHIFF: Oh yeah, sure. That stuff keeps us safe!
PELOSI: Nothing to hide over here!
“Soon”: Darth Vader has destroyed the Rebel base and is Force-choking Rep. Schiff.
SCHIFF: Ack! Who could have … predicted this!
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