Bachmann may run for Franken’s Senate seat (if God says so)

Michele Bachmann

And the Lord said, “Here you go, liberals, have fun.”

Former Minnesota congresswoman and current “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann joined End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker for a series of television programs that aired last week, during which she revealed that she is currently considering making a run for the U.S. Senate seat that is set to be vacated by Al Franken.

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“I trust in a big God,” Bachmann said, asserting that she knows that she “was supposed to run for president” in 2012 in order to make the repeal of Obamacare a central issue of the Republican campaign. “I feel like I was wildly successful … I didn’t win, but I moved the debate. So I didn’t shed a tear when I left the contest because I felt like, you know, I fulfilled the calling that God gave me.”

“So the question is am I being called to do this now?” she added. “I don’t know.”

To summarize: The woman formerly known as the dumbest person in Congress (with the possible exception of Louie Gohmert) went on a slop-bucket-peddling scamvangelist’s doomsday show to announce she may or may not run for Senate to replace a (previously) very popular, multiple-term Democrat. This, after a Bible-thumping Republican famously lost the Reddest Senate seat in the country to a Blue pro-choicer.

I must be a jerk, because I find the idea of Bachmann suffering another humiliating loss very appealing.

(via Friendly Atheist)